Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
send nudes
from the living room?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
