Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
God, you're like boner-b-gone
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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