Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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