I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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