So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She even gives head with a lisp.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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