Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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