My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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