I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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