i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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