The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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