I'm laying in your front yard are you home
he shaved USA in his pubs
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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