Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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