Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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