: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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