is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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