(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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