It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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