were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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