Just fell off a train. Bad.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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