2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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