No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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