i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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