Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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