Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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