piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
you mean i was at the winter classic?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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