brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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