she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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