Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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