so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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