Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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