so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
