I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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