My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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