let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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