the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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