Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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