you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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