Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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