Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
im six kinds of drunk right now
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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