Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Randomize
