roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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