I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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