If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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