I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
It was confusing and full of hummus
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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