oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Randomize
