dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I love you.
Bad choice
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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