who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
