I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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