Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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