i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
So gin and wine won't be happening again
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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