How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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